Marketing Executive Wisdom

Life is too short for traffic. ~Dan Bellack

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown

Video Game Developer Wisdom

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. ~David Perry

Unknown Wisdom

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. ~Author Unknown

Basket Ball Coach Wisdom

And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.

~James Dickey, "Cherrylog Road"

Unknown Wisdom

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. ~Author Unknown

American Journalistic Wisdom

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. ~Hunter Thompson

Unknown Wisdom

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. ~Author Unknown

Unknown Wisdom

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. ~Author Unknown

Unknown Wisdom

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. ~Author Unknown

Couple Wisdom

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. ~Author Unknown

American Chopper Wisdom

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. ~Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, "Billy Joel"

Unknown Wisdom

Midnight bugs taste best. ~Author Unknown

Motorcycle Wisdom

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. ~Author Unknown

Motorcyclist Wisdom

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown

Noble Wisdom

We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

motorcycle wisdom

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Clerical Wisdom

We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age. – Charles Caleb Colton

Poetic Wisdom

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire – Stanley Kunitz

Poet Wisdom

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length – Robert Frost

Chinese Philospher Wisdom

Forget injuries, never forget kindness - Confucius

Venture Capitalist Wisdom

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as “suits” – Paul Graham

Sri Lankabhimanya Wisdom

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them to the impossible – Arthur C. Clarke

Psychiatrist Wisdom

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right – but also to be wrong. – Thomas Szasz

Science Fiction Writer Wisdom

Life….is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and had a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. -Douglas Adams

Blogger Wisdom

The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it. – Mike Tatum

Columnist Wisdom

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear. – John C. Dvorak

Comedic Wisdom

Lauging at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. Cullen Hightowner

Canadian Psychotherapist Wisdom

Self – esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves – Nathaniel Branden

Roman Elder Wisdom

Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power - Seneca

Politician Wisdom

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. – Sir Winston Churchill

Novelist Wisdom

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought – Dorothy L. Sayers

HIstorian Wisdom

Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so. – Bertrand Russell

Dutch Wisdom

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains – Dutch Proverb

Sculptor Wisdom

Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million – Hobart Brown

Theoretical Physicist Wisdom

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat – Albert Einstein

Scholarly Wisdom

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live" - Norman Cousins

Political Wisdom

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

Poet Wisdom

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

French Philosopher Wisdom

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire

Original Dyna Pilot Wisdom

Life lived in fear of what may be, is no life. Life lived in denial of the possibilities is stupid. Life lived in the enjoyment of the things we love, is happiness. - Orignial Dyna Pilot via Todd's Harley Pix

Inventor Wisdom

Hell, there are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something. – Thomas A Edison

American Novelist Wisdom

In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. – Robert Heinlein

Physicist Wisdom

I never think of the future – it comes soon enough. – Albert Einstein

Arthur's brother's Wisdom

"Motorcyclist are all bound together by a brotherhood tie through their love of the sport, and what difference does it make what make of machine he rides as long as he belongs to the clan" - Walter Davidson 1920.

Writer Wisdom

Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. – Elbert Hubbard

Rock n Roll Wisdom

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent. – Berton Averre

Academy Award Winning Wisdom....

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off. – Woody Allen

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on hollydaze till the 25th
don't hold yer breath while I'm gone

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French Revolutionary Wisdom

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake – Napoleon Bonaparte

Sports Journalist Wisdom

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish – Robert Jackson

Irish Writer Wisdom

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. – C.S.Lewis

Pen Name Wisdom

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. – Robert X Cringely

Journalistic Wisdom

To have the right to do a think is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. – G. K. Chesterton

Cartoonist Wisdom

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”
Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.” – Charles M. Schulz

"Cubist" Wisdom

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso

American Humorist Wisdom

When we remember that we are all mad; the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

Greek Philospher Wisdom

The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle

Latin Wisdom

NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM = Don't let the bastards get you down

Parisian Stage Actor Wisdom

You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty. – Sacha Guitry

Philosopher Wisdom

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices – William James

Humorist Wisdom

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult. – E. B. White

Royal Wisdom

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. – Lord Chesterfield

Producer Wisdom

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. – Jane Wagner

Humorist Wisdom

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? – James Thurber

English Novelist Wisdom

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. – George Eliot

Writer/Director Wisdom

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. Nora Ephron

Composer Wisdom

Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. – Edgard Varese

Literary Wisdom

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. David Herbert Lawrence

Fantasy Writer Wisdom

We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged. – John M. Ford

Royal Wisdom

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. – Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales

Political Satirist Wisdom

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’ meaning ‘many’ and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites.’ – Larry Hardiman

Satirist/Comedian Wisdom

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. – Mark Russell

Composer Wisdom

A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “you should make a point of trying every once, except incest and folk dancing. – Sir Arnold Bax

Raconteur Wisdom

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. – Quentin Crisp

English Journalist Wisdom

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K.Chesterton

1st Earl of Beaconsfield Wisdom

I repeat….that all power is a trust, that we are accountable for it’s exercise, that from the people and for the people all springs, and all must exist. – Benjamin Disraeli

British Philosopher Wisdom

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury – John Stuart Mill

Abolitionist Wisdom

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. – Frederick Douglass

Canadian Actor Wisdom

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again – Mike Meyers

Playwrite Wisdom

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. – Wilson Mizner

Physicist Wisdom

The world is my lobster. – Henry J Tillman

Conmedic Fashion Designer Wisdom

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when the see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are what we choose. Margaret Cho

British Naturalist Wisdom

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change – Charles Darwin

Radio Damatist Wisdom

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams

Artist Wisdom

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright.

Comedic Actor Wisdom

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people – W. C. Fields

"Totally Unique Thoughts" Wisdom

"A goal or a dream that doesn't challenge the dreamer to become more than they've ever been, to go where they've never gone, or to feel things they've never felt, is actually like wishing for a giant "life snooze button.". Mike Dooley

Entertainer Wisdom

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life - Cher

Comedic Wisdom

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like – Jackie Mason

Unknown Wisdom

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity - Unknown

Animators Wisdom

I just realized that there’s going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way – Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Astronomer & Astrochemist Wisdom

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. – Carl Sagan

Educator Wisdom

One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present. – Stephen Covey

American Author Wisdom

"The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses." - Erica Jong

American Poet Wisdom

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work – Robert Frost

Novelist Wisdom

The purpose of life is to fight maturity. – Dick Werthimer

Orwellian Wisdom

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink. – George Orwell

Comedic Wisdom

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling. – Paul Poundstone

Earl of Orford Wisdom

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. – Horace Walpole