Quip Writer Wisdom

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Physicist Wisdom

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. - C. P. Snow

For Haiti....

Tonight I light my candle for the people of Haiti... I'm proud of the humanitarians mobilizing and I pray that they will be of service and come home safe - that the Haiti mission and the resources that people are sending/taking (from the goodness of their hearts and the depth of their wallets)is not mismanaged.

I also pray that each and every one of those scumbags that have started scams to take advantage of this horrific situation are are held to the task of the law of three....what you sow shall be returned upon you times three...

So mote it be!

Comic Wisdom

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar

Philosphical Wisdom

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong. - G. K. Chesterton

Comedic Television Host Wisdom

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. - Ellen DeGeneres

Irish Playwright Wisdom

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Comedic Wisdom

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Greek Humorist Wisdom

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.- David Sedaris

Christmas gift suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold

Peace...

Let there be Peace♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Let it begin with me♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Let there be Peace ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Let it begin with me ♥ ♥ ♥ Let there be Peace ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Let it Begin with me♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...Let there be Peace♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...

PEACE!

Radiocaster Wisdom...

we allow the sight of one person killing somebody on TV
but the thought of a couple making love...
oh my!
can't show that...
kids might get the wrong idea
in our society we want it one way,
the way that suits our personal interests
what we determine to be our level of decency - Cliff LeQuesne

Daredevil Wisdom

You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself. - Evel Knievel

Sci Fi Writer Wisdom

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams

English Writer Wisdom

The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. - G. K. Chesterton

Children's Author Wisdom

Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them!
How I need them!
I'll have a long beard
by the time I read them. - Arnold Lobel

Actor Wisdom

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Sanford Wisdom

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Former PM Wisdom

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.- Margaret Thatcher

Fantasy Novelist Wisdom

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett