At this joyous Christmas season
Friday, December 22, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
At this joyous Christmas season
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Monday, December 18, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Saturday, December 16, 2006
In the Spirit of the Season - A Story
I wrote this story several years ago....but I find it bears repeating:
For years and years I too hated Christmas…too much brouhaha in my books…then I had a Christmas epiphany…no small feat for a non-Christian…but here goes
I always put huge store in Christmas…because I was raised in a huge family and I had believed all my life that "family" is what Christmas was about…My Father’s birthday is the twenty-third and my uncle’s is the twenty-fifth and as a child we always did the big Christmas/birthday celebration…but as time goes on things change and you discover that "family" are people too…and they have foibles…they mess up…and things never quite live up to your expectations.
In the early ‘90’s my Mother moved to BC leaving me to live in the old family home in Thunder Bay. My brother was newly married to woman that put the "C" in control. (and another word that I won’t use here!) She didn’t like cooking when I was around and for many years I thought it was cos she was intimidated by the fact that I have my chef’s papers…turns out she’s just lazy, opinionated and lazy…but that’s another story.
So Mom moves to BC, Dad and my sister are in Toronto and I am faced with the prospect of cooking the whole Christmas shebang at my brother and sister-in-law’s house. My sister-in-law has invited her whole family so I am cooking a 27lb turkey and all the trimmings. Two kinds of stuffing (one for each end) 3 kinds of salad and 4 vegetables, mashed spuds, gravy, pickles etc etc and top it all off with Figgie Pudding…(I’m from a go big er go home kinda family)
Five days before Christmas my sister-in-law calls me and informs me that I am "allowed" to come to her house for an hour between 6 and 7 AM to stuff the bird and put it in the oven…but then I need to leave for the day so she can have some "quality" time with her family.
Can you guess where I told her to put her bird? ~ahem~
So the Christmas dawns and I am alone. I am not answering the phone…and I am depressed….as my Grampy used to say, "I am lower than whale shit and that is on the bottom of the ocean! We are having a good old North Western Ontario blizzard and as I listen to the radio I am overcome both with the concept that I can’t get away from Christmas (it’s just freakin everywhere) and that I am alone. So I jump in my truck and head out to the local truck stop for breakfast. Somewhere where there’s people and noise.
On my way to the truck stop I drive past the Greyhound Bus Depot and while it is closed I spot and elderly man in a summer weight suit huddled in the doorway.
I drive by…then go around the block and drive by again. Something about this situation tweaks my conscience and I cannot get the picture of this man out of my head.
On my third pass I pull into the parking lot and lean out my window. "Are you ok?" I ask. This tiny elderly fellow looks up at me and with tears running down his face says, "I’ll do."
"Well no…he won’t do." I think as I watch him shiver and shudder. So I offer to let him in my truck. I’m thinking that if it turns out he’s got a gun…I certainly won’t feel any worse off than I already do this Christmas.
At first he refuses. But then with some cajoling and conversation he eventually climbs in and I take him to the truck stop to warm him up and maybe get him some food. He refuses to eat but allows as I could buy him a "cup of cocoa".
As he thaws out he tells me his story. He tells me his name is Sheldon Shepherd. He left Vancouver 3 days ago on his way to London ON to spend Christmas with his family. He was traveling by Greyhound. In the bathroom in the Thunder Bay bus terminal he is mugged…robbed…and knocked out. Because he is old school and won’t ask for help when he comes to… he doesn’t tell anyone, his grandkid’s Christmas presents are gone, as is his coat and wallet. He finds himself outside of the depot, the depot closed, in a blizzard with a lump on his head the size of Santa. Areas of his story seem lacking to me…but he’s got this lump and no coat and no money…so…
I am filled with righteous indignation and I insist that he allow me to call the police. They come and after all is said and done I find out that they can get him another bus ticket to London but they have to find a judge to authorize the funds and besides there is no bus running thru till the twenty-sixth. One of the police officers suggests that this sad soul go to the local homeless shelter. I’ve never been there but I know where it is so I agree to drive him there.
Sheldon is quiet on his way to the shelter. He confides in me as we are pulling into the parking lot that he’s never had to accept charity before and not comfortable with it now. I fully understand. I have never been able to look a homeless person in the eye. I have always been consumed with guilt and the thought that there but for the grace of all the gods go I.
In we go. My first impression was that we were entering a jail. We walked in thru the front door to be confronted with locked double doors and a "security guard". Sheldon is pulling back so I tell the guard his story and the guard opens the locked doors to allow us into the shelter telling us to "find Rick".
As we enter I am assaulted by a cacophony of sounds and smells….lots of them not pleasant. There is a riot of color and furniture and bodies everywhere…there are people sleeping standing up against walls and on the stairs and tired used old blankets clutched in dirty little children’s fingers.
Slowly as I become accustomed to the "ambiance" I begin to see Christmas in this room. There are bits of tinsel hanging from dirty stocking caps set jauntily over dirty faces. There’s what can only be called a Charlie Brown Christmas tree in the corner and there are new socks and new gloves on many hands and feet…and lots of the people that are awake are smiling. I don’t understand.
Across the room is the big serving window to the kitchen but I see no one on the other side…as I start across the room I hear the unmistakable sound of dishes smashing to the floor and a resounding "Damn it!" from behind the wall. I peek around a see a harried fellow, in half a Santa suit picking up broken dishes and muttering.
"Rick?" I ask. This frantic man turns to me and blesses me with the biggest gap tooth smile and says…"yup…hiya! What can I do for you?"
I explain Sheldon’s story and Rick tells me no problem he can stay here over night. He then turns to Sheldon and says,"I don’t suppose you can cook?"
"Why?" says Sheldon and I at once. Turns out that the volunteer church group that was to cook the shelter’s Christmas dinner won’t be coming because of the storm. Rick says that Christmas is always a banner time for the shelter food wise…"people assuage their guilt by giving at Christmas". The end result is that he has tons of food and no cooks.
"Hmmmmmm," says I, "maybe I can help"
Long story short…we have Christmas dinner for close to 200. Sheldon isn’t a cook but he’s a mean dishwasher and clean up kinda guy…and we recruit a couple of people from the shelter and we are off… We have beef and turkey and mashed potatoes and stuffing made in pans instead of in the bird and spaghetti with sauce and chocolate pudding.
We have Christmas Carols and laughter and hugs and tears and handclasps from dirty little fingers. By 10 PM I am completely and totally physically exhausted, sweaty and hot, hot, hot… but as I turn to survey the room I have an epiphany.
Christmas is not about receiving the love from my family that I believe is my due. It truly is about the giving.
In any way shape or form. Sheldon passed away in 1996 but I still hear from his daughter Janice…once a year at Christmas. And that’s the best that I can do.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
The spirit of this season
Is old, yet ever new;
May it be yours on Christmas
And last the new year through.
~ Ernest B. McClellan
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Seasonal Wisdom
Monday, December 11, 2006
Life Wisdom
Friday, December 08, 2006
Realistic Wisdom....
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Motivational Speaker Wisdome
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Famous Author Wisdome
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Motivational Wisdom....
Friday, December 01, 2006
Anonymous Wisdom
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Trueblood Wisdom
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Anonymous Wisdom
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Ralph Marston Wisdom
Don't lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. Expect thet best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality. ~ Ralph Marston
Friday, November 24, 2006
Author Wisdom
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Inspirational Wisdome
Monday, November 20, 2006
Author Wisdom
Friday, November 17, 2006
Artist Wisdome
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Work Wisdome
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Wisdom
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Smart Guy Wisdome...
Saturday, November 11, 2006
In Flanders Fields
Friday, November 10, 2006
Chinese Wisdom...
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
Contemplate:
Friday, November 03, 2006
Life Wisdome
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Political Wisdom?
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Halloween Wisdome
Hark! Hark to the wind!
'Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away-
The dead, forgotten this many a day!
~Virna Sheard
Monday, October 30, 2006
Halloween Wisdome
You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
Carolyn Wells~
Friday, October 27, 2006
Halloween Wisdome
to be haunted;
one need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
~Emily Dickinson
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Halloween Wisdome
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.
~Arthur Cleveland Coxe
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Scottish Wisdome...
From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish Saying
Monday, October 23, 2006
Halloween Wisdome
Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
~John Kendrick Bangs
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom...
Monday, October 16, 2006
Buddha-ism
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
Buddha-ism
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Famous Author Wisdome
Monday, October 09, 2006
ThanksGiving
when from East and from West,
From North and South,
come the pilgrim and guest,
When the gray-haired New Englander
sees round his board
The old broken links of affection restored,
When the care-wearied man
seeks his mother once more,
And the worn matron smiles
where the girl smiled before.
What moistens the lips
and what brightens the eye?
What calls back the past,
like the rich pumpkin pie?
- John Greenleaf Whittier
Monday, October 02, 2006
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Leadership Wisdome...
Friday, September 29, 2006
Leadership Wisdome
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Famous Wisdome....
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
British Wisdome
Monday, September 25, 2006
Friday, September 22, 2006
Greek Wisdom...
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom...
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
ah hab a toad id by dose
ah feel lak shit
ah dodn't wand do be wid fabily
or fweinds
all ah wand do do is sweep
dood dight
Friday, September 15, 2006
Wyzwmn has a cold!
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Einstein Wisdom
Friday, September 08, 2006
Will Rogers Wisdom
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Dalai Lama Wisdom
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - HH the Dalai Lama
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Famous Wisdome....
Monday, September 04, 2006
Business Wisdom
Friday, September 01, 2006
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Working Wisdom...
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Famous Author Wisdome
Monday, August 28, 2006
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Lunachic Wisdome...
Stress Relief Formula
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Take one Helmet
Two Wheels
A Pair of Leather Chaps
A Map of the United States
Sing really LOUD
(repeat as needed)
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I never get lost but sometimes I investigate unanticipated alternative destinations ;-)
Friday, August 25, 2006
So Long, Friend
by JzyNails
The gypsy wind,
it called your name,
No time to say good-bye.
You left us here alone, friend,
To take your final ride.
The world it couldn't tame your soul,
You lived your life with pride.
Now you soar free - like the crow,
You're on your final ride.
Your memory won't fade, old friend,
We'll hold you deep inside.
We'd come with you if, we only could,
Upon your final ride.
It's time to say so long, friend,
As you take your final ride.
We'll keep you with us in our hearts,
If not riding by our side.
~Jeff Pritchett~
1957 - 2006
RIP
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Morning Wisdome....
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Wise Poetry...
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
Friday, August 18, 2006
Famous Author Wisdome
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Famous Wisdome
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Motorcycle Wisdom...
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
8/14/2005 - 8/14/2006
Eric ...my missing brother...I spent the day yesterday riding in the mountains and remembering you...
you'd have loved it!
I spoke with some of our brother's and sisters of the road and we had a moment to remember "absent friends" in the morning before we left - we felt you there...in the mountains and the treesI thought about how much we miss your laughter, I thought about the way life has changed over the year since you've been gone...I thought about how often we reflect upon you and speak of you...
I thought about your children and YHe's -
Know that we are all well brother - just as I know that you watch over us when we are spending our days...
riding...
in the mountains...
thinking of you.
In memorium Eric Eytcheson
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Motorcycle Wisdom...
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Motorcycle Wisdom...
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Famous Author Wisdome
Monday, August 07, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
I'm Tickled Pickle!
as I was gearing up for the first time since the July long weekend - I pulled a total Karen and suggested that I might need gas to which the PO announced that I shouldn't as he'd filled it up prior to taking it over to Doug R's house...so we geared up and headed out - I'm having fun with the new clutch - it's one o them on or off and no in between - but I'll get used to it :o)
We went up to Coombs and Doug stopped at the Army Surplus to buy something and surprise surprise were joined by 468 for a brief chin wag before Doug and I headed to Nanaimo for lunch
just as we were about to turn off the highway to go into town the Pickle stalled dead and wouldn't go no how - I coasted over to the side of the road and Doug and I commenced to figurin what it could be....we puzzled for a bit and then low and behold Doug exclaims..."I think yer outta gas"...and I was....Doug slapped his forehead as he remembered that Doug H has put 1000 kms on the motor to break it in - so of course it needs gas...and me -- I'm such a freakin girl - I didn't even look (you'd have think I learned that lesson last fall when that kid said "sure...yer oil's fine lady)
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time - and while I was laughing 180 pulled in for a visit - so they waited for me while Doug went for gas....while we were waiting Little Quicky and Slyboy stopped for a hug on their way up island for a romantic brunch for their Anniversary (HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LYNN AND LEN!) and then Rake stopped by for a hug n a chin wag too!
Doug came back with gas and then he and I and Jeff (Muttly) went for lunch and a chin wag - when we were done we rode with Doug to Ladysmith where he stopped for a visit and Muttly to Mill Bay where he stopped for a visit and then on home over the Hat...just like an adult - all by my own self
I cannot tell you how good it felt!!!!
the only down side for the day was hitting that paving on Helmecken at 50k and my new fender snapped off. Apparently that trike just doesn't want a fender...and that's it....but hell - I'll worry about that when the rain comes :o)
Once again I need to thank Doug Coval - instigator extraordinaire, Doug Rhyorchuk mechanic extraordinaire (who popped a wheelie on the Pickle and scared himself silly!) and Muttly painting dude extraordinaire! Words cannot express my heartfelt thanks.
YAAAAAAAAAFREAKINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lookout Princeton - here we come!!!!!!!!!
Friday, August 04, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Biker Alphabet
B is for Bi**hes, they're looking so sweet.
C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life.
D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife.
E is for Evo, the new special breed.
F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed.
G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna.
H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina.
I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot.
J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot.
K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear.
L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer.
M is for Money, to go party in town.
N is for (K)'Nuckles, used to (k)'nock a**holes down.
O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed.
P is for P**sy, no more need be said.
Q is for Quick, it's how you getaway.
R is for Roadrash, let's hope none today.
S is for Softail, the bike slung so low.
T is for Tires, they make your bike go.
U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk.
V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork.
W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end.
X is for X-Ray, for when you're on the mend.
Y is for Young Bimbos, that ride on your scoot.
Z is for Zero, like when you're out of loot.
Motorcycle Wisdom
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Life Wisdome...
Sunday, July 30, 2006
the most amazing day...
and I've had a surprise b'day party....
the list as I remember it...and keep in mind here that I know nothing about nuttin technical....
I have a new clutch, and a new motor (like brand new right outta the Christmas wrapping only got 0 KM's on it), new speakers, new speaker covers, new running lights on the hubs, new HD mirrors, new upholstery front and back - new electrics wiring and ignition and stuff - something about the old stuff being half 6V and half 12V....signal lights that work - and brand new black exhaust...the roll bars and all the rusty chrome stuff (like the box latches and the supports etc under the trunk and the signal light housings have all been painted in some handy dandy, one step below powder coating....black...shiny and brand new....
I'm sure that I've forgotten something - but our new PO is bound to remind me :o)
once they're all done - I think that the fiberglass body and the transmission is original...everything else has been "fixed up"
can you believe it? I can just barely.....
wanna see pictures? how about even more pictures?
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
The Answers....
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
So Ya Think Ya Know Harleys?
and the answers tomorrow....
(1) What year were the 50th Anniversary emblems on all H-Ds?
(2) What year was the first foot shift Big Twin?
(3) From what model did the Sportster evolve (same frame & bottom end)?
(4) What engine was produced the most consecutive years (in the world)?
(5) What was Harley's shaft-drive model called?
(6) What Harley motor was an exact duplicate of a German DKW motor?
(7) What years did Panheads use springer front ends?
(8) What year was the Topper scooter introduced?
(9) During what years was the XLCR Cafe Racer made?
(10) What was the first year for belt drive on a Harley?
(11) What year and model H-D did Arnold Schwarzenegger ride in Terminator II?
(12) What year were the first teardrop tanks on Harleys?
(13) What is the largest-selling brand of motorcycle in America?
(14) In what year was Harley's first V-Twin manufactured?
(15) What year was the first 80 cubic inch motor offered by Harley?
(16) What was the first year for the 74 cubic inch OHV Harley motor?
(17) In what year did the Tombstone taillight debut?
(18) What was the first year for fork locks on Big Twins?
(19) When did Harley merge with AMF?
(20) When did Big Twins switch from 6 to 12 volts?
(21) Which got the first disc brake, FLs, FXs or XLs?
(22) What was the last year for the Big Twin rigid frame?
(23) When were the first rubber mount Harleys sold?
(24) When were the "knife and fork" connecting rods reversed?
(25) Who designed the springer front end?
(26) Which was made the longest, Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead or Evo?
(27) What year was the first Low Rider?
(28) Which came first, the FXR or the FLT?
(29) What year was the first Super Glide?
(30) Who was the Italian company that made the "little" Harleys?
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
Motorcycle Wisdom...
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Famous Author Wisdome
to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room,
with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules,
and who smiles all the time.
~Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Famous Wisdome
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Computer Wisdome
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
She's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
no car
no trike
and no computer
well
that's my 3 eh?
my friend has loaned me his mail server to use until I get something else set up
so I'm on line
but I've still lost everything
no links
no tunes
and no data files
I've successfully lost
everything I have written
in the lastfour years
I am depressed at my stupidity
it's not like I wasn't aware
of what could happen
~sheeesh~
I don't even have a copy
of my resume!
.......
ok
back to our regular scheduled programing
bright and early
tomorrow!
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Wyzwmn has left the building
Friday, July 14, 2006
Cartoon Wisdom
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Famous Motorcycle Wisdom...
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
The Boomer’s Torment
gotta get back to it,
In my office looking at spreadsheets.
I hear way down on the street,
That rumbling engine roar,
My heart skips a beat.
It’d be nice to go.
It’s Tuesday,
pressure getting hot,
Talking to the CEO,
who listens to me.
Off in the distance,
some bro goes by,
He’s free to make that blessed noise.
My heart quickens its pace.
Can’t wait to go.
It’s Wednesday,
right in the thick of it,
In a lunch time meeting of forty.
Jonesy blasts out from the garage,
Concussive sound shattering the air.
My heart goes racing.
I’m dieing to go!
It’s Thursday,
I’m getting tired of it!
My assistant briefing me on schedules.
A leather-clad takes a look at the city,
The bellow bouncing off the buildings.
My heart slams in my chest.
Man! I gotta go!
It’s Friday,
wear my gear to work!
Pouring over quarterly sales reports,
I see four guys go by below,
The thunder heard above the traffic.
My heart roaring in my ears.
Hell with it!
Time to go!
Cynthia Philippi
Monday, July 10, 2006
Wisdom
Sunday, July 09, 2006
by Definition
Integrity:
- Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
- The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
- The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness
Respect:
- To feel or show deferential regard for; esteem.
- To avoid violation of or interference with: respect the speed limit.
- To relate or refer to; concern.
Friendship:
- The quality or condition of being friends.
- A friendly relationship: formed many new friendships over the summer.
- Friendliness; good will: a policy of friendship toward other nations.
Brotherhood:
- The state or relationship of being brothers.
- Fellowship.
- An association of men, such as a fraternity or union, united for common purposes.
- All the members of a profession or trade.
so what's so hard to understand?
Friday, July 07, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Biker Wisdoms
A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and still be able to use the bike again.
Every ride is optional.
If you push the bars left, the bike goes left. If you push the barsright, the bike goes right. That is, unless you continue pushing the barsall the way, then the bike will go down.
Riding a motorcycle isn't dangerous. Crashing one is.
It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the trackthan on the track wishing you were on the sidelines.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
The rear wheel is just a big fan on back of the bike used to keep therider cool and his/her butt relaxed. Going into a corner too fast andslamming on the rear brake causes the "fan" to abruptly stop. When thishappens you can actually see the rider start sweating and his/her buttbecome tense.
When in doubt slow down. No one has ever hit anything too slowly.
Always learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough tomake them all yourself.
You'll know you've left the sidestand down when all left turn areBat-turns and you'll know you've left the centerstand down when you're in1st gear at 4000 rpm, going nowhere.
Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to atleast three seconds earlier.
Always try to keep the number of times you put your sidestand down equalto the number of times you put the sidestand up.
There are two simple rules for riding smoothly and fast in snow and onice. Unfortunately nobody knows what they are.
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. Thetrick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
If all you can see in your mirrors is sparks and all you can hear isscreaming from your passenger, things may not be as they should be.
In the ongoing battle between objects made of metal, rubber andfibreglass going 100+ miles per hour and the ground going zero miles perhour, the ground has yet to lose.(Same goes for cars, large trucks, and animals taller than you. Draws don'tcount.)
Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usuallycomes from bad judgment.
Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
Remember, gravity and centrifugal force are not just good ideas. They'relaws and are not subject to appeal.
The two most useless things to a rider are the braking distance behindyou and nine-tenths of a second ago.
~anonymous~
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Famous Motorcycle Wisdom
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Wind Dance
She'll show that which you crave to see.
She''ll manufacture delusions of grandeur.
Spin illusions, make you think you are free.
Mirages she'll dangle for your pleasure.
Sweet lies she'll whisper to your soul.
Jealously she'll snatch times of your leisure,
Baiting, waiting to exert her control.
You've lived with this bitch, this surreal witch, the Wind Vixen, serving up tasty dreams.
Your scooter, it sings, like Pegasus' wings, as you commune with her rantings, her screams.
You've chosen a road, the Wind, her abode, she opens and gives you full reign.
In your mind you're in charge, taking names, living large, to you the equation's so plain.
It doesn't take long, her lullabye song, seduces you into that highway trance.
Your engine's husky drone, such an obedient clone, you twirl in this exotic WIND DANCE.
Not waiting to dither, "Brave warrior, come hither!", soprano voices, angelic, you hear.
Your heart leaps at last, as when tied to the mast, brave Ulysses, his spirit did cheer,
With the sweet sirens song, the Wind carried along, to deposit in the purse of his ear.Biker's passion you bring, born to hear the wind sing, life you know must be lived in high gear.
Bravely onward to your goal, past the reef and the shoals, you approach your objective, briefly glance,
Up into the Wind, it knows where you've been, it knows you're coming to the WIND DANCE
You carry life's load, up this steep mountain road, the Wind gamely assists from behind.
She caresses your face, makes your heart's engine race, keeping time with the beat in your mind.
The hawg 'tween your legs, your boots on the foot pegs, anchors you to reality's plight.
But your mind's moving on, to that limbo it's gone, she calls "Your valor's earned my respite".
The throttle you twist, with leather bound wrist, to hasten your gamble, life's great chance.
She's driving you on, your bike chugs along, as you promenade, partnered in this WIND DANCE
The Wind so sublime, as higher you climb, taking note of the cliffs to your right.
This thin mountain road, the air turning cold, like the heart of your mistress so tight.
Phantom dominatrix controlling, road twisting, rolling, wind gusts send you careening toward the edge.
Guard rails defend, as the Wind tries to send, you hurtling over the ledge.
That fickle Wind bitch, in your brief mental hitch, thought the time was right, here was her chance.
In her soul-lust, her greed, she took over the lead, waltzing you in her poison WIND DANCE.
Realizing she tried, you pull off to the side, surveying the damage to your sled.
Your leg bears the bruise, souvenir of your cruise, against the steel of the rail, now stained red.
Yourself you quickly nurse, you decide you've had worse, you curse the Wind, yelling, you chastise.
But the wind she dies down, surplanting your frown, soothing you with unseen sultry eyes.
Like a knight's been un-horsed, you get right back on course, tell the squire to "Fetch one more lance!".
This joust has yet to end, your honor you'll defend, in this mazurka of danger, WIND DANCE.
Your trusty iron steed, with no gas or oil bleed, is ready to try yet again.
That noble Softail, you it never shall fail, prepares to re-engage with a yen.
Its soul mimics yours, the long rides, the tours, you've taken together, this bond,
Can never be broke, though the Wind might evoke, trepidation, hesitation from beyond.
Your spirit so strong, it sings right along, with the tune which, in your mind, now does prance.
Seeger's TURN THE PAGE, heard while passing a cage, accompanies you in this whirling WIND DANCE.
That classic song of the road, becomes an uplifting goad, that sends you to battle once more.
The Wind showed her face, in her death-like embrace, now she endeavors, attempts to implore.
Forgiveness she seeks, tears stain invisible cheeks, nature's actress, modern day tragedy.
With thespian ploy, she tells you "Good Boy, Your courage was your own remedy!".
Your ego satisfied, you continue your ride, up the mountain, full throttle, cares askance.
The bluster bitch smiles, she knows all the while, you fill her "card" for this deadly WIND DANCE
You see it ahead, surveying without dread, this wide open natural bridge.
Such vistas you see, opiate of the Rockies, disregarding the drop of the ridge.
Your breath it gives way, Mother Nature holds sway, you can't help but glut on the view.
The Wind rises up, gusting strong, so abrupt, toward the edge you swerve, naught you can do.
Launching over the side, your fatal last ride, your lunch now resides in your pants.
You hear a wild laugh, like a fish on the gaff, soon it ends, music over, this WIND DANCE.
Later, Park Rangers stand, o'er broken body, ruptured gland, the look on their faces so grim.
Above on the road, the blue lights flashing cold, on the top of the cruisers steel brim.
Another Biker gone, that same old torch song, lover unfaithful, soul-wrenching smut.
Brothers at home mourn the loss, one more bold rider tossed, from the bosom of that cold, faithless slut.
The Wind near the hill, gently blowing at will, calls another to task, her lusty glance,
Catches one more bikers eye, calls him up toward the sky, her new partner, waltzing in the WIND DANCE .
For the Wind is a demonstrative mistress.
She'll show that which you crave to see.
She''ll manufacture delusions of grandeur.
Spin illusions, make you think you are free.
Mirages she'll dangle for your pleasure.
Sweet lies she'll whisper to your soul.
Jealously she'll snatch times of your leisure,
Baiting, waiting to exert her control.
BULLDOG
USMV M/C W.P.B. FL
Copyright 2002
Bruce "Bulldog" Dowling
bulldog00@adelphia.net
Motorcycle Poetry
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.
~James Dickey, "Cherrylog Road"
Monday, July 03, 2006
Happy Birthday eh?
a day er two late
I was attending an SCRC event
called
the Qualicum Bay Camporee
and it was awesome!
there were lots of pix taken
and here's the first installment
from my sister BeWise...
http://photoshare.shaw.ca/view.php?VEID=36033_QfNFCr1151971223cxKWoq&preview=1
Happy Birthday Canada!
I don't know about you
but I had a blast!
Friday, June 30, 2006
Motorcycle Wisdome...
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Immaturity Level Rising in Adults
"Specifically, it seems a growing number of people are retaining the behaviors and attitudes associated with youth. As a consequence, many older people simply never achieve mental adulthood, according to a leading expert on evolutionary psychiatry."
found at Slashdot
Famous Motorcycle Wisdome....
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
A WyzWmn Story...
in the olden days when I was very young
in the olden days when I had hair and a waist
my hair grew to my pass my waist
Whenever we went across the border to the Northern States
we'd strap our lid's to our bikes and ride bare naked!
We were all brave and crazy in those days
But it always came to pass
that I would ended up
with a matt of hair
at the back of my head
something closely resembling
a rather large fur ball.
One summer we attended a swap meet
It was outside of Minneapolis
and the riding that weekend
caused my hair to get so badly matted
that I’d tried for hours to get it out
and by the evening
while we were sitting around the campfire
I had gone so far
as to borrow a buck knife
because I was quite sure
that I was gonna have to
cut it all off
You can imagine my emotions….
from the next campsite
comes this little elderly Indian lady
she takes me by the hand
and leads me off to the shower cabin
she fills the sink with warm water
and she pulls a little brown bottle
with a cork stopper
out of her medicine bag
and pours it in the basin
I am immediately encompassed
Enveloped in the smell of flowers
I feel an overwhelming calm settle over me
And I am truly touched by this woman
sharing her ancient secrets with me
she bends me over and soaks my hair in the basin
and almost immediately
I can run my fingers thru my hair!
she smiles and leaves
never having said a word…
I wander back to my campsite
feeling completely satisfied
and full of the wonder of mother nature...
and sisterhood
and love
as I arrive back at the campsite
one of the ladies from Minneapolis
speaks to me…
"I see you met Old Sally..."
"the elderly native woman?" says I...
"how did ya know?"
“oh I knew it” she said…
"cos you smell like Downy Fabric Softner!"
Famous Wisdom
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
Letter from BC Ferries
Thank you very much for your email yesterday. I wanted to let you know that we did receive your comments and your concerns are being treated with the utmost seriousness.
A copy of your feedback has already been shared in full with the senior operational manager responsible for this service region. He will be back in touch with me shortly and then I will in turn contact you personally.
In the meantime, thank you for your patience as we look into this serious matter. If you have any questions at all, please don't hesitate to contact me directly.
I look forward to speaking with you soon.
XXXX XXXXXX
Customer Relations Coordinator
British Columbia Ferry Services Inc.
Motorcycle Wisdom of the Day
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Letter to BC Ferries
At this point I had no intention of getting on the current boat, but I didn’t think I could get turned around and back up the hill so I’d decided to just wait till the next boat.
A man came down the line to dump something in the garbage can. He was dark and tattooed and when he got near me he said, “So you think you’re just going to bypass all these cars and get on first?” I replied: “excuse me?” he then said, “I don’t like this bitch I know where you live and you’d best watch your back and your bike.”
Being caught completely off guard, I replied that I didn’t make the rules, that it was my understanding that motorcycles and bicycles loaded first on all BC Ferry ships. The two foot-passengers standing there agreed with me.
He again threatened me with “I know where you live – watch your back – watch your bike”. I frankly became upset and could think of nothing more to say than “I don’t make the rules” the man continued to threaten me with the same threat – “I know where you live – watch your bike bitch – watch your bike…” over his shoulder as he headed back up the line to his vehicle. I became concerned for my safety and that of my vehicle.
When the ship docked a member of the BC Ferries staff came out past the dock to the lineup to take fees and I told him that I had been threatened by a fellow in the line up for going to the first of the line. He advised me to pay my fee and get on board.
I did so and then I rode onto the ferry and informed the deck hand that I had been threatened repeatedly. The deck hand paid no attention to me, I became more concerned as it seemed evident that the deck hand didn’t care that I’d been threatened.
As the ferry was loading I walked back to the portion of the ship with a roof to get out of the sun. The deckhand then accosted me, stuck his finger under my nose to inform me in a most aggressive manner that I was in the wrong and that “you will never again bypass the line up to gain board of this little ferry”.
I tried repeatedly to tell him that I had been riding this particular ship for years on my motorcycle and no one had ever told me that but instead of talking or listening he barked that my motorcycle takes up too much room and that I would not be doing that again.
At this point I turned around to find the man that had threatened me standing behind me laughing. It was quite evident to me that the man who had threatened me was personally acquainted with the deckhand. The deck hand then left leaving the man began to harangue at me again. So much so that people began to get back in their cars to get away from him and his mouth.
My motorcycle is licensed by the province of BC as a motorcycle, I require a motorcycle endorsement to ride it and as such members of BC Ferry staff do not get to decide if my motorcycle is too big to be a motorcycle. If in fact the motorcycles boarding first rules had changed – the Ferry employee that took my money should have informed me. But in fact when I asked him about it later he told me “now we both know”.
If in fact the rules had changed, the deckhand that yelled at me should have informed me in a calm professional manner. The deckhand, when he saw the man having at me again should have at the very least asked the man to leave me alone as his point was well made. As I am a single woman, part of his job is to see to the safety of the people on the ship.
In this day and age it is beyond reprehensible that a single women should have to be in fear while riding a BC Ferry. As a single woman I should have been able to find comfort or at least safety via the Ferry crew. Instead Ferry staff yelled at me.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
A WyzWmn Story
We left Duluth round 10 AM and the sun was shining.
We were headed north to Canada, home to Thunder Bay. Ten machines, 10 riders with 7 passengers on our way home from one of Minnesota’s largest annual swap meets in Elko. We had wined and dined and partied and shopped. We had new parts and old parts and t-shirts and even made a trip into the city for a stop at a “love” store. It had been a great long weekend, but we were all tired and looking forward to the ride home and sleeping in our own beds tonight.
It was cool, but nothing we hadn’t been through before. I was happy with the sunshine…some pin headed, pea brain had stolen my leather jacket at the swap meet and I was now wearing a jean jacket stuffed with newspaper for the ride home. Once I got over the initial anger at someone stealing from me…and my prized Queen Bee HD leather to boot…I was ok…and laughing at the picture I must have made sitting on the back of that flaming Sporty virtually unable to bend my arms and knees. Just like a kid in a snowsuit.
By the time we hit Lake Superior it was raining.
It started out being that kind of summer rain that revives and refreshes but before long it got to be that mind numbing, bone chilling rain that comes sweeping down across Superior. It convinces you that Superior is cold and old and majestic and it lets you know that snow is on the way and you’d better pay attention.
By the time we hit the high ground we had snow. On the way up the hill to the pass it was starting to accumulate on the shoulders and it blew around us in swirls that made riding pretty tense. Coming through the pass (now we’re talking hills here not mountains) the white stuff was kicking up as slush off the front tire…so much so that we had to slow down even more to see and because I was sitting higher on the back…guess who got to taste it?
We got to the Pigeon River border crossing and the crossing guard, for once in her life took pity on a rider. I’m still convinced that it wasn’t me that she was interested in…it was all them boys with vibrating dildos taped to their legs so we wouldn’t have to explain and pay the duty on them to get them home!
Either way, she gave me a couple of green garbage bags and access to their private washroom to wrap my self in plastic before I put my wet gear back on. Lucky they didn’t have one of those handdryer, blower things…I might still be there.
By the time we made the outskirts of Thunder Bay my shaking had become a detriment to riding. Poor Joey surely wished he’d left me the hell at home! The very first intersection in the city held a Maytag Laundromat and we stopped.
All seventeen of us, leather encased, near frozen bikers stomped into the laundromat and all ten or twenty yapping laundry ladies and all of their assorted children shut right up.
We collected just inside the door still too cold to even be able to take our gloves or glasses or buckets off.
The laundry ladies parted like the Red Sea as we made our way to the dryers in one fell swoop. Like we heard some unseen bell we started peeling and throwing our gear in dryers. In almost no time the laundry ladies were staring at seventeen near frozen and totally nakid sets of breasts and buttocks. I tried to get in the dryer too…but somebody stopped me.
In all this time not a word was spoken. I pressed myself up against the dryer trying to absorb some of the heat…I was numb…too numb to feel I thought.
I am dying, I thought. They can just bury me here.
Not true. I felt a hesitant touch just above the back of my left knee. I turn to see a little girl, maybe six years old dressed in her Sunday go to meeting dress and carrying a tiny teacup full of pretend tea in her hand.
Y’y’ yah? Says I.
Wansome? Says she.
That broke the ice. Almost immediately we are surrounded by clucking laundry ladies offering us blankets and towels and Uncle Fred’s one-piece long johns while the kids are trying to put socks on our feet and laundromat manager bustles off to make another pot of coffee.
Yup…it was good to be home.
Famous Wisdom....
Friday, June 23, 2006
Biker's Prayer
for the open air
the feel of wind blowing
through my hair
Just me alone
upon my bike
the thrill of freedom
is what I like
To wind through country
unexplored
not knowing what
I'll see next LORD
That's what I seek
when off I ride
I'm thankful that
you're by my side
If I should ride
'til morning's light
please keep me safe
throughout the night
And when I've come
to journey's end
It's you I'll thank
protector, FRIEND
Billy Lane Bike on Fire
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
And so we begin...
for quite some time
to share
some of my thoughts
some of my work
and some of my meanderings
with fellow riders
and readers
of
the Busted Knuckle
Welcome to "Wyzwmn's Words to the Wise"....
and so we begin...