Thursday, January 31, 2008

Canadian Actor Wisdom

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again – Mike Meyers

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Playwrite Wisdom

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. – Wilson Mizner

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Physicist Wisdom

The world is my lobster. – Henry J Tillman

Monday, January 28, 2008

Conmedic Fashion Designer Wisdom

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when the see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are what we choose. Margaret Cho

Friday, January 25, 2008

British Naturalist Wisdom

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change – Charles Darwin

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Radio Damatist Wisdom

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Artist Wisdom

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Comedic Actor Wisdom

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people – W. C. Fields

Monday, January 21, 2008

"Totally Unique Thoughts" Wisdom

"A goal or a dream that doesn't challenge the dreamer to become more than they've ever been, to go where they've never gone, or to feel things they've never felt, is actually like wishing for a giant "life snooze button.". Mike Dooley

Friday, January 18, 2008

Entertainer Wisdom

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life - Cher

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Comedic Wisdom

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like – Jackie Mason

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Unknown Wisdom

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity - Unknown

Monday, January 14, 2008

Animators Wisdom

I just realized that there’s going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way – Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Friday, January 11, 2008

Astronomer & Astrochemist Wisdom

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. – Carl Sagan

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Educator Wisdom

One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present. – Stephen Covey

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

American Author Wisdom

"The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses." - Erica Jong

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

American Poet Wisdom

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work – Robert Frost

Monday, January 07, 2008

Novelist Wisdom

The purpose of life is to fight maturity. – Dick Werthimer

Friday, January 04, 2008

Orwellian Wisdom

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink. – George Orwell

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Comedic Wisdom

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling. – Paul Poundstone

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Earl of Orford Wisdom

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. – Horace Walpole