Quip Writer Wisdom

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Physicist Wisdom

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. - C. P. Snow

For Haiti....

Tonight I light my candle for the people of Haiti... I'm proud of the humanitarians mobilizing and I pray that they will be of service and come home safe - that the Haiti mission and the resources that people are sending/taking (from the goodness of their hearts and the depth of their wallets)is not mismanaged.

I also pray that each and every one of those scumbags that have started scams to take advantage of this horrific situation are are held to the task of the law of three....what you sow shall be returned upon you times three...

So mote it be!

Comic Wisdom

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar

Philosphical Wisdom

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong. - G. K. Chesterton

Comedic Television Host Wisdom

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. - Ellen DeGeneres

Irish Playwright Wisdom

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Comedic Wisdom

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Greek Humorist Wisdom

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.- David Sedaris