Anonymous Wisdom

Time is like a movie. All people see it in its full length. Some people fast forward or rewind to their favorite times and skip the bad. Others are stuck watching only bad acting. Some people direct and all want to be stars but in the end everyone gets cut from the script. ~ Anonymous

Ralph Marston Wisdom

Don't lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. Expect thet best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality. ~ Ralph Marston

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Author Wisdom

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all - Peter Drucker

Author Wisdom

"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain

Inspirational Wisdome

"Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed." - Booker T. Washington

Author Wisdom

By the time a man realizes that this father was right he usually has a son who thinks he's worng - Charles Wordsworth

Artist Wisdome

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Work Wisdome

It's not the hours put in at work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours. - Sam Ewing

Wisdom

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. - Russell Baker

Optimistic Wisdom

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -Vince Lombardi

Smart Guy Wisdome...

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein

In Flanders Fields

In Flanders Fields

IN FLANDERS FIELDS

the poppies blow

Between the crosses row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below

We are the Dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

Loved and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields

Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw

The torch; be yours to hold it high.

If ye break faith with us who die

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

Chinese Wisdom...

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still - Chinese Proverb

Ancient Wisdom....

There is nothing worse than agressive stupidity - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sleep Wisdome...

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. - Fran Lebowitz

Contemplate:

The first faults are theirs that commit them, the second faults are theirs that permit them

Life Wisdome

The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Allan K Chalmers

Political Wisdom?

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F Drucker

Halloween Wisdome

Hark! Hark to the wind!

'Tis the night, they say,

When all souls come back from the far away-

The dead, forgotten this many a day!

~Virna Sheard

Halloween Wisdome

You wouldn't believe

On All Hallow Eve

What lots of fun we can make,

With apples to bob,

And nuts on the hob,

And a ring-and-thimble cake.

Carolyn Wells~

Halloween Wisdome

One need not be a chamber
to be haunted;
one need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
~Emily Dickinson

Halloween Wisdome

'Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.

~Arthur Cleveland Coxe

Halloween Wisdome

Where there is no imagination there is no Horror. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

Scottish Wisdome...

From ghoulies and ghosties

And long-leggedy beasties

And things that go bump in the night,

Good Lord, deliver us!

~Scottish Saying

Halloween Wisdome

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
~John Kendrick Bangs

Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom...

"History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices."-Calvin & Hobbes

Buddha-ism

One of his students asked Buddha,

"Are you the messiah?"

"No", answered Buddha.

"Then are you a healer?"

"No", Buddha replied.

"Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted.

"No, I am not a teacher."

"Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated.

"I am awake", Buddha replied.

Alzheimer's Quote...

uuuuhhhmmm?
I forgot

Buddha-ism

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him. - Buddha

Autumn...

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Famous Author Wisdome

Sorrow and the scarlet leaf, Sad thoughts and sunny weather; Ah me! this glory and this grief Agree not well together - Thomas W Parsons

ThanksGiving

Ah! on Thanksgiving day,
when from East and from West,
From North and South,
come the pilgrim and guest,
When the gray-haired New Englander
sees round his board
The old broken links of affection restored,
When the care-wearied man
seeks his mother once more,
And the worn matron smiles
where the girl smiled before.
What moistens the lips
and what brightens the eye?
What calls back the past,
like the rich pumpkin pie?
- John Greenleaf Whittier

Change Wisdom

Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal - Albert Schopenhauer

Leadership Wisdome...

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership. – Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership Wisdome

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai Stevenson

Famous Wisdome....

Fear grows in darkness, if you think there’s a bogeyman around, turn on the light. – Dorothy Thompson

British Wisdome

The real idle man gets nowhere. The perpetually busy man does not get much further. – Sir Heneage Ogilvie

Famous Wisdome....

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. – Jim Ryun

Greek Wisdom...

When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied. -Herophilus.

Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom...

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help." -Calvin

Ancient Wisdom....

Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings. - Syrus

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ah hab a toad id by dose

ah feel lak shit

ah dodn't wand do be wid fabily

or fweinds

all ah wand do do is sweep

dood dight

Wyzwmn has a cold!

Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. – Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Einstein Wisdom

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. – Albert Einstein

Will Rogers Wisdom

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Dalai Lama Wisdom

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - HH the Dalai Lama

Calvin and Hobbes Wisdom...

"There's more to this world than just people, you know." - -Hobbes

Famous Wisdome....

No one, Eleanor Roosevelt said, can make you feel inferior without your consent. Never give it. - Marian Wright Edelman

Business Wisdom

Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to make it easier for people to accept themselves, to like themselves. - Bonaro W. Overstreet

Famous Wisdome

Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Political Wisdom?

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Sir Winston Churchill

Working Wisdom...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

Famous Author Wisdome

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: "it goes on". - Robert Frost

Famous Wisdom...

The pain passes - but the beauty remains - Pierre Auguste Renoir

Lunachic Wisdome...

Stress Relief Formula

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Take one Helmet

Two Wheels

A Pair of Leather Chaps

A Map of the United States

Sing really LOUD

(repeat as needed)

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I never get lost but sometimes I investigate unanticipated alternative destinations ;-)

So Long, Friend

by JzyNails

The gypsy wind,

it called your name,

No time to say good-bye.

You left us here alone, friend,

To take your final ride.

The world it couldn't tame your soul,

You lived your life with pride.

Now you soar free - like the crow,

You're on your final ride.

Your memory won't fade, old friend,

We'll hold you deep inside.

We'd come with you if, we only could,

Upon your final ride.

It's time to say so long, friend,

As you take your final ride.

We'll keep you with us in our hearts,

If not riding by our side.

~Jeff Pritchett~

1957 - 2006

RIP

Morning Wisdome....

The moment when you first wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours. No matter how weary or dreary you may feel, you possess the certainty that, during the day that lies before you, absolutely anything may happen. And the fact that it practically always doesn't, matters not a jot. The possibility is always there. - Monica Baldwin

Wise Poetry...

THE REASON

You sit behind the handlebars,

while the engine plays it's tune,

you ride by soul, more than touch,

as if guided by some acient rune.

You think, as we all have,

you look within as you ride,

without thinking about it,

without thought for pride,

for true bikers dont ride for glory,

or for the rewards of men,

but for the simple joy of riding,

That's not a what, it's a when.

Like the tale of man an machine,

growing together old,

Something not understood,

by those not of our fold.

Or the joy of building,

a new ride and friend,

that will be ridden,

until the end,

of life or of the road,

for in this life we chose,

there is not a lot of difference,

between the two of those.

Preacher, 5/2004

Famous Wisdome

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Motorcycle Wisdom...

The twisties - not the superslabs - separate the bikers from the squids.

Famous Author Wisdome

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Famous Wisdome

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln (attributed)

Motorcycle Wisdom...

Life's greatest pleasures are the simple ones, like seeing the driver who cut ahead of you on the freeway pulled over by the police 3 miles down the road.

8/14/2005 - 8/14/2006

With respect...

Eric ...my missing brother...I spent the day yesterday riding in the mountains and remembering you...

you'd have loved it!

I spoke with some of our brother's and sisters of the road and we had a moment to remember "absent friends" in the morning before we left - we felt you there...in the mountains and the treesI thought about how much we miss your laughter, I thought about the way life has changed over the year since you've been gone...I thought about how often we reflect upon you and speak of you...

I thought about your children and YHe's -

Know that we are all well brother - just as I know that you watch over us when we are spending our days...

riding...

in the mountains...

thinking of you.

In memorium Eric Eytcheson

WyzWmn Has Left the Building....

should be back bright and early on the 16th
ya'll behave while I'm gone

Motorcycle Wisdom...

You gotta be smart enough to understand the rules of motorcycling, and dumb enough to think the games important.

Motorcycle Wisdom...

-If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.

Famous Author Wisdome

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain

Motorcycle Wisdom...

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. ~Author Unknown

I'm Tickled Pickle!

the VOD drove me up to Qualicum today to Doug n Mary Rhyorchuk's to pick up the Pickle - upon arriving I was met by our PO Doug who'd decided to ride around the block with 9 or 30 times to make sure all the kinks were out....

as I was gearing up for the first time since the July long weekend - I pulled a total Karen and suggested that I might need gas to which the PO announced that I shouldn't as he'd filled it up prior to taking it over to Doug R's house...so we geared up and headed out - I'm having fun with the new clutch - it's one o them on or off and no in between - but I'll get used to it :o)

We went up to Coombs and Doug stopped at the Army Surplus to buy something and surprise surprise were joined by 468 for a brief chin wag before Doug and I headed to Nanaimo for lunch

just as we were about to turn off the highway to go into town the Pickle stalled dead and wouldn't go no how - I coasted over to the side of the road and Doug and I commenced to figurin what it could be....we puzzled for a bit and then low and behold Doug exclaims..."I think yer outta gas"...and I was....Doug slapped his forehead as he remembered that Doug H has put 1000 kms on the motor to break it in - so of course it needs gas...and me -- I'm such a freakin girl - I didn't even look (you'd have think I learned that lesson last fall when that kid said "sure...yer oil's fine lady)

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time - and while I was laughing 180 pulled in for a visit - so they waited for me while Doug went for gas....while we were waiting Little Quicky and Slyboy stopped for a hug on their way up island for a romantic brunch for their Anniversary (HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LYNN AND LEN!) and then Rake stopped by for a hug n a chin wag too!

Doug came back with gas and then he and I and Jeff (Muttly) went for lunch and a chin wag - when we were done we rode with Doug to Ladysmith where he stopped for a visit and Muttly to Mill Bay where he stopped for a visit and then on home over the Hat...just like an adult - all by my own self

I cannot tell you how good it felt!!!!

the only down side for the day was hitting that paving on Helmecken at 50k and my new fender snapped off. Apparently that trike just doesn't want a fender...and that's it....but hell - I'll worry about that when the rain comes :o)

Once again I need to thank Doug Coval - instigator extraordinaire, Doug Rhyorchuk mechanic extraordinaire (who popped a wheelie on the Pickle and scared himself silly!) and Muttly painting dude extraordinaire! Words cannot express my heartfelt thanks.

YAAAAAAAAAFREAKINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lookout Princeton - here we come!!!!!!!!!

Motorcycle Wisdom

Life is too short for traffic. ~Dan Bellack

Biker Alphabet

A is for A**holes, you dodge on the street.
B is for Bi**hes, they're looking so sweet.
C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life.
D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife.
E is for Evo, the new special breed.
F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed.
G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna.
H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina.
I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot.
J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot.
K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear.
L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer.
M is for Money, to go party in town.
N is for (K)'Nuckles, used to (k)'nock a**holes down.
O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed.
P is for P**sy, no more need be said.
Q is for Quick, it's how you getaway.
R is for Roadrash, let's hope none today.
S is for Softail, the bike slung so low.
T is for Tires, they make your bike go.
U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk.
V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork.
W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end.
X is for X-Ray, for when you're on the mend.
Y is for Young Bimbos, that ride on your scoot.
Z is for Zero, like when you're out of loot.

Motorcycle Wisdom

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ~Author Unknown

Life Wisdome...

A faithful friend is a strong defense: and he that hath found such an one hath found a treasure. - Ecclesiasticus 6:14

the most amazing day...

I've had the most amazing day...my brother of the road (brother from a different mother) has given the Pickle a new life!

and I've had a surprise b'day party....

the list as I remember it...and keep in mind here that I know nothing about nuttin technical....
I have a new clutch, and a new motor (like brand new right outta the Christmas wrapping only got 0 KM's on it), new speakers, new speaker covers, new running lights on the hubs, new HD mirrors, new upholstery front and back - new electrics wiring and ignition and stuff - something about the old stuff being half 6V and half 12V....signal lights that work - and brand new black exhaust...the roll bars and all the rusty chrome stuff (like the box latches and the supports etc under the trunk and the signal light housings have all been painted in some handy dandy, one step below powder coating....black...shiny and brand new....

I'm sure that I've forgotten something - but our new PO is bound to remind me :o)

once they're all done - I think that the fiberglass body and the transmission is original...everything else has been "fixed up"

can you believe it? I can just barely.....

wanna see pictures? how about even more pictures?

Life Wisdome...

Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it. - Doug Horton

Motorcycle Wisdom...

Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.

The Answers....

(1) 1954 (2) 1952 (3) K model (4) 45" Flathead (5) XA (experimental Army) (6) S-125 (7) '48-'49 (8) 1960 (9) '77-'78 (10) 1903 (11) '91 Fat Boy (12) 1925 (13) Hint: it's American (14) 1909 (15) Late '35 (16) 1941 (17) 1947 (18) 1949 (19) 1969 (20) 1965 (21) FLs (by 1 year) (22) 1957 (23) Late '79 (24) 1940 (25) Bill Harley (26) Shovelhead, 19 years (27) 1977 (28) FLT (29) 1971 (30) Aermacchi

So Ya Think Ya Know Harleys?

I'll post the questions today
and the answers tomorrow....

(1) What year were the 50th Anniversary emblems on all H-Ds?
(2) What year was the first foot shift Big Twin?
(3) From what model did the Sportster evolve (same frame & bottom end)?
(4) What engine was produced the most consecutive years (in the world)?
(5) What was Harley's shaft-drive model called?
(6) What Harley motor was an exact duplicate of a German DKW motor?
(7) What years did Panheads use springer front ends?
(8) What year was the Topper scooter introduced?
(9) During what years was the XLCR Cafe Racer made?
(10) What was the first year for belt drive on a Harley?
(11) What year and model H-D did Arnold Schwarzenegger ride in Terminator II?
(12) What year were the first teardrop tanks on Harleys?
(13) What is the largest-selling brand of motorcycle in America?
(14) In what year was Harley's first V-Twin manufactured?
(15) What year was the first 80 cubic inch motor offered by Harley?
(16) What was the first year for the 74 cubic inch OHV Harley motor?
(17) In what year did the Tombstone taillight debut?
(18) What was the first year for fork locks on Big Twins?
(19) When did Harley merge with AMF?
(20) When did Big Twins switch from 6 to 12 volts?
(21) Which got the first disc brake, FLs, FXs or XLs?
(22) What was the last year for the Big Twin rigid frame?
(23) When were the first rubber mount Harleys sold?
(24) When were the "knife and fork" connecting rods reversed?
(25) Who designed the springer front end?
(26) Which was made the longest, Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead or Evo?
(27) What year was the first Low Rider?
(28) Which came first, the FXR or the FLT?
(29) What year was the first Super Glide?
(30) Who was the Italian company that made the "little" Harleys?

Old Biker Wisdome...

Motorcycles don't get you pregnant. - courtesy of Old Guy's Place...

Motorcycle Wisdom...

Motorcycles never develop spare tires....but riders do!

Motorcycle Wisdom...

You will not feel the need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rainsuit.

Famous Author Wisdome

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players,
to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room,
with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules,
and who smiles all the time.

~Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

Famous Wisdome

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. - Alexander Graham Bell

Computer Wisdome

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? - Clifford Stoll

She's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

what a freakin week
no car
no trike
and no computer

well
that's my 3 eh?
my friend has loaned me his mail server to use until I get something else set up
so I'm on line

but I've still lost everything
no links
no tunes
and no data files
I've successfully lost
everything I have written
in the lastfour years

I am depressed at my stupidity
it's not like I wasn't aware
of what could happen
~sheeesh~
I don't even have a copy
of my resume!
.......

ok
back to our regular scheduled programing
bright and early
tomorrow!

Wyzwmn has left the building

Due to a computer crash (take my advice and backup backup backup) I will be offline for a few days - soon as I get old pokey on line again I'll be back - In the interim ya'll Ride Safe!

Cartoon Wisdom

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."Bill Watterson (1958 - ), cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"

Motorcycle Wisdom

Riding a motorcycle isn't dangerous. Crashing one is.

Famous Motorcycle Wisdom...

If you push the bars left, the bike goes left. If you push the bars right, the bike goes right. That is, unless you continue pushing the bars all the way, then the bike will go down.

The Boomer’s Torment

It’s Monday,
gotta get back to it,
In my office looking at spreadsheets.
I hear way down on the street,
That rumbling engine roar,
My heart skips a beat.
It’d be nice to go.

It’s Tuesday,
pressure getting hot,
Talking to the CEO,
who listens to me.
Off in the distance,
some bro goes by,
He’s free to make that blessed noise.
My heart quickens its pace.
Can’t wait to go.

It’s Wednesday,
right in the thick of it,
In a lunch time meeting of forty.
Jonesy blasts out from the garage,
Concussive sound shattering the air.
My heart goes racing.
I’m dieing to go!

It’s Thursday,
I’m getting tired of it!
My assistant briefing me on schedules.
A leather-clad takes a look at the city,
The bellow bouncing off the buildings.
My heart slams in my chest.
Man! I gotta go!

It’s Friday,
wear my gear to work!
Pouring over quarterly sales reports,
I see four guys go by below,
The thunder heard above the traffic.
My heart roaring in my ears.
Hell with it!
Time to go!

Cynthia Philippi

Wisdom

Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality, if you can dream it, you can make it so. - Sunflower

by Definition

Integrity:

1. Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
2. The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
3. The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness

Respect:

1. To feel or show deferential regard for; esteem.
2. To avoid violation of or interference with: respect the speed limit.
3. To relate or refer to; concern.

Friendship:

1. The quality or condition of being friends.
2. A friendly relationship: formed many new friendships over the summer.
3. Friendliness; good will: a policy of friendship toward other nations.

Brotherhood:

1. The state or relationship of being brothers.
2. Fellowship.
3. An association of men, such as a fraternity or union, united for common purposes.
4. All the members of a profession or trade.

so what's so hard to understand?

Famous Wisdome

Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. - It's A Wonderful Life

Biker Wisdoms

A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and still be able to use the bike again.

Every ride is optional.

If you push the bars left, the bike goes left. If you push the barsright, the bike goes right. That is, unless you continue pushing the barsall the way, then the bike will go down.

Riding a motorcycle isn't dangerous. Crashing one is.

It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the trackthan on the track wishing you were on the sidelines.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

The rear wheel is just a big fan on back of the bike used to keep therider cool and his/her butt relaxed. Going into a corner too fast andslamming on the rear brake causes the "fan" to abruptly stop. When thishappens you can actually see the rider start sweating and his/her buttbecome tense.

When in doubt slow down. No one has ever hit anything too slowly.

Always learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough tomake them all yourself.

You'll know you've left the sidestand down when all left turn areBat-turns and you'll know you've left the centerstand down when you're in1st gear at 4000 rpm, going nowhere.

Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to atleast three seconds earlier.

Always try to keep the number of times you put your sidestand down equalto the number of times you put the sidestand up.

There are two simple rules for riding smoothly and fast in snow and onice. Unfortunately nobody knows what they are.

You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. Thetrick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

If all you can see in your mirrors is sparks and all you can hear isscreaming from your passenger, things may not be as they should be.

In the ongoing battle between objects made of metal, rubber andfibreglass going 100+ miles per hour and the ground going zero miles perhour, the ground has yet to lose.(Same goes for cars, large trucks, and animals taller than you. Draws don'tcount.)

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usuallycomes from bad judgment.

Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

Remember, gravity and centrifugal force are not just good ideas. They'relaws and are not subject to appeal.

The two most useless things to a rider are the braking distance behindyou and nine-tenths of a second ago.

~anonymous~

Anonymous Wisdom

Learning to ride at 41 is better than never learning to ride at all! ~anonymous

Famous Motorcycle Wisdom

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Wind Dance

For the Wind is a demonstrative mistress.
She'll show that which you crave to see.
She''ll manufacture delusions of grandeur.
Spin illusions, make you think you are free.

Mirages she'll dangle for your pleasure.
Sweet lies she'll whisper to your soul.
Jealously she'll snatch times of your leisure,
Baiting, waiting to exert her control.

You've lived with this bitch, this surreal witch, the Wind Vixen, serving up tasty dreams.
Your scooter, it sings, like Pegasus' wings, as you commune with her rantings, her screams.
You've chosen a road, the Wind, her abode, she opens and gives you full reign.
In your mind you're in charge, taking names, living large, to you the equation's so plain.
It doesn't take long, her lullabye song, seduces you into that highway trance.
Your engine's husky drone, such an obedient clone, you twirl in this exotic WIND DANCE.

Not waiting to dither, "Brave warrior, come hither!", soprano voices, angelic, you hear.
Your heart leaps at last, as when tied to the mast, brave Ulysses, his spirit did cheer,
With the sweet sirens song, the Wind carried along, to deposit in the purse of his ear.Biker's passion you bring, born to hear the wind sing, life you know must be lived in high gear.
Bravely onward to your goal, past the reef and the shoals, you approach your objective, briefly glance,
Up into the Wind, it knows where you've been, it knows you're coming to the WIND DANCE

You carry life's load, up this steep mountain road, the Wind gamely assists from behind.
She caresses your face, makes your heart's engine race, keeping time with the beat in your mind.
The hawg 'tween your legs, your boots on the foot pegs, anchors you to reality's plight.
But your mind's moving on, to that limbo it's gone, she calls "Your valor's earned my respite".
The throttle you twist, with leather bound wrist, to hasten your gamble, life's great chance.
She's driving you on, your bike chugs along, as you promenade, partnered in this WIND DANCE

The Wind so sublime, as higher you climb, taking note of the cliffs to your right.
This thin mountain road, the air turning cold, like the heart of your mistress so tight.
Phantom dominatrix controlling, road twisting, rolling, wind gusts send you careening toward the edge.
Guard rails defend, as the Wind tries to send, you hurtling over the ledge.
That fickle Wind bitch, in your brief mental hitch, thought the time was right, here was her chance.
In her soul-lust, her greed, she took over the lead, waltzing you in her poison WIND DANCE.

Realizing she tried, you pull off to the side, surveying the damage to your sled.
Your leg bears the bruise, souvenir of your cruise, against the steel of the rail, now stained red.
Yourself you quickly nurse, you decide you've had worse, you curse the Wind, yelling, you chastise.
But the wind she dies down, surplanting your frown, soothing you with unseen sultry eyes.
Like a knight's been un-horsed, you get right back on course, tell the squire to "Fetch one more lance!".
This joust has yet to end, your honor you'll defend, in this mazurka of danger, WIND DANCE.

Your trusty iron steed, with no gas or oil bleed, is ready to try yet again.
That noble Softail, you it never shall fail, prepares to re-engage with a yen.
Its soul mimics yours, the long rides, the tours, you've taken together, this bond,
Can never be broke, though the Wind might evoke, trepidation, hesitation from beyond.
Your spirit so strong, it sings right along, with the tune which, in your mind, now does prance.
Seeger's TURN THE PAGE, heard while passing a cage, accompanies you in this whirling WIND DANCE.

That classic song of the road, becomes an uplifting goad, that sends you to battle once more.
The Wind showed her face, in her death-like embrace, now she endeavors, attempts to implore.
Forgiveness she seeks, tears stain invisible cheeks, nature's actress, modern day tragedy.
With thespian ploy, she tells you "Good Boy, Your courage was your own remedy!".
Your ego satisfied, you continue your ride, up the mountain, full throttle, cares askance.
The bluster bitch smiles, she knows all the while, you fill her "card" for this deadly WIND DANCE

You see it ahead, surveying without dread, this wide open natural bridge.
Such vistas you see, opiate of the Rockies, disregarding the drop of the ridge.
Your breath it gives way, Mother Nature holds sway, you can't help but glut on the view.
The Wind rises up, gusting strong, so abrupt, toward the edge you swerve, naught you can do.
Launching over the side, your fatal last ride, your lunch now resides in your pants.
You hear a wild laugh, like a fish on the gaff, soon it ends, music over, this WIND DANCE.

Later, Park Rangers stand, o'er broken body, ruptured gland, the look on their faces so grim.
Above on the road, the blue lights flashing cold, on the top of the cruisers steel brim.
Another Biker gone, that same old torch song, lover unfaithful, soul-wrenching smut.
Brothers at home mourn the loss, one more bold rider tossed, from the bosom of that cold, faithless slut.
The Wind near the hill, gently blowing at will, calls another to task, her lusty glance,
Catches one more bikers eye, calls him up toward the sky, her new partner, waltzing in the WIND DANCE .

For the Wind is a demonstrative mistress.
She'll show that which you crave to see.
She''ll manufacture delusions of grandeur.
Spin illusions, make you think you are free.

Mirages she'll dangle for your pleasure.
Sweet lies she'll whisper to your soul.
Jealously she'll snatch times of your leisure,
Baiting, waiting to exert her control.

BULLDOG
USMV M/C W.P.B. FL
Copyright 2002
Bruce "Bulldog" Dowling
bulldog00@adelphia.net

Motorcycle Poetry

And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.

~James Dickey, "Cherrylog Road"

Happy Birthday eh?

Happy Birthday Canada!
a day er two late
I was attending an SCRC event
called
the Qualicum Bay Camporee
and it was awesome!
there were lots of pix taken
and here's the first installment
from my sister BeWise...
http://photoshare.shaw.ca/view.php?VEID=36033_QfNFCr1151971223cxKWoq&preview=1

Happy Birthday Canada!
I don't know about you
but I had a blast!