Saturday, February 27, 2010

Stolen Blog Wisdom

From Wil Wheaton:

"Honor this place, for our children's children will stand here and speak these same words again."
- Ayli, Kamsa cleric.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Dad Wisdom

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." - Shit My Dad Says

Monday, February 22, 2010

Musician Wisdom

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Buddhist Wisdom

The Four Reliances First, rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words; Second, rely on the teachings, not on the personality of the teacher; Third, rely on real wisdom, not superficial interpretation; And fourth, rely on the essence of your pure Wisdom Mind, not on judgmental perceptions. - Traditional Buddhist teaching

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Cartoonist Wisdom

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. - James Thurber

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Poet Wisdom

One must be drenched in words, literally soaked in them, to have the right ones form themselves into the proper pattern at the right moment. ~ Hart Crane

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst...then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ---Marilyn Monroe

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Quip Writer Wisdom

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Physicist Wisdom

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. - C. P. Snow

Saturday, January 16, 2010

For Haiti....


Tonight I light my candle for the people of Haiti... I'm proud of the humanitarians mobilizing and I pray that they will be of service and come home safe - that the Haiti mission and the resources that people are sending/taking (from the goodness of their hearts and the depth of their wallets)is not mismanaged.

I also pray that each and every one of those scumbags that have started scams to take advantage of this horrific situation are are held to the task of the law of three....what you sow shall be returned upon you times three...

So mote it be!

Comic Wisdom

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. - Evan Esar

Friday, January 15, 2010

Philosphical Wisdom

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong. - G. K. Chesterton

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Comedic Television Host Wisdom

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. - Ellen DeGeneres

Friday, January 08, 2010

Irish Playwright Wisdom

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Comedic Wisdom

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Greek Humorist Wisdom

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.- David Sedaris

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Christmas gift suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold

Peace...

Let there be Peace♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Let it begin with me♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Let there be Peace ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Let it begin with me ♥ ♥ ♥ Let there be Peace ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Let it Begin with me♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...Let there be Peace♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...

PEACE!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Radiocaster Wisdom...

we allow the sight of one person killing somebody on TV
but the thought of a couple making love...
oh my!
can't show that...
kids might get the wrong idea
in our society we want it one way,
the way that suits our personal interests
what we determine to be our level of decency - Cliff LeQuesne

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Daredevil Wisdom

You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself. - Evel Knievel